charwright5:

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Metalocalypse

“Everyone, including Nathan, launched into an animated discussion about which conditioner was best for the balls. There was some disagreement over which was the best, but they all agreed that it was necessary to use body wash and shampoo first, because washing your balls felt good.”

The best part… This actually sounds like something that would happen on the show…

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Metalocalypse

“On the way to his office, Toki sexually violated two Klokateers, a picture of Skwisgaar’s mom, a ham sandwich, one of Dick Knubbler’s robotic eyes, and one of Charles’ potted plants.”

wtffanfiction:

Fandom: Metalocalypse

“And just when everyone thought it was over, Skwisgaar’s dick shriveled up and burst into flames.”

(Source: createthefuckingchaos)

nathaanexplosion:

(( Made for Skwis, by Sydney-Kate))

christmascarrmx:

omHMY GYOD

Can’t stop laughing right now XDDDDDD

wildchild-inc:

What bands do when they are bored

Always reblog.

celticfrostedflakes:

cries

sushiandpie:

so i was going though my “scrapbook” on LJ

and i found said above screenshot

you go skwisgaar